I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT: TENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

ANDREW BLOSSOM 

2024, 2014 | 9780983825968 | 192 pp 

With an updated cover by Nick Kuszyk

The tenth anniversary edition of the book the RICHMOND TIMES-DISPATCH called “a superb collection of harrowing, macabre and often funny stories.” 

Featuring all eleven pieces from the original, including “Versus Beast,” “Like a Friend,” “Dan Below” and "The Skunk-Ape of Legend." 

And now! Three new-to-this-edition stories that didn’t get included last time for reasons we can’t remember, one continuing the lives of characters from “A Science Class for Ghosts.”

More reviews: 

"Even the bleakest of Blossom’s tales are punctuated by a wry, understated sense of humor reminiscent of Mitch Hedberg." Rich Griset, STYLE WEEKLY

"Andrew really is a one-of-a-kind, unique writer. He doesn’t write like anybody else. He has a big heart." Tom De Haven

"God, I love this book." Alane Cameron Ford