I'VE GOT A MESSAGE FOR YOU AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO LIKE IT: TENTH ANNIVERSARY EDITION

ANDREW BLOSSOM 

2024, 2014 | 9780983825968 | 192 pp 

With an updated cover by Nick Kuszyk 

LIMITED! Select "Order Book + SIGNED POSTER" to receive an 11x17" frameable print of Nick Kuszyk's original MESSAGE cover, signed by AB + NK in 2014. 

Announcing the Tenth Anniversary Edition of the book the RICHMOND TIMES-DISPATCH called “a superb collection of harrowing, macabre and often funny stories.” 

Featuring all eleven pieces from the original collection, including “Versus Beast,” “Like a Friend," “A Word from the Chimpanzees" and "The Skunk-Ape of Legend." 

And now! Three new-to-this-edition stories that didn’t get included last time for reasons we can’t remember, one of which continues the lives of characters from the original’s “A Science Class for Ghosts.”

Some reviews of the original edition: 

"Even the bleakest of Blossom’s tales are punctuated by a wry, understated sense of humor reminiscent of Mitch Hedberg." Rich Griset, STYLE WEEKLY

"Andrew really is a one-of-a-kind, unique writer. He doesn’t write like anybody else. He has a big heart." Tom De Haven

"God, I love this book." Alane Cameron Ford